Oh, Seminary!

For years I’ve been reading the phdcomics in an elegant attempt to envision the grad school experience in order to preempt back-to-school shock. Ok, the true story is that I was just reading them for laughs. But still… One week in, I’d like to report that reading comics about grad school actually taught me a lot 🙂

For one thing, the elusive Advisor jokes ring true. And all those jokes about grad students going wherever the foods at – well…

There are a few things I wasn’t prepared for though, or rather, I was misinformed about. And the source of misinformation was not the comics, by the way.

Several people told me, “Oh, Seminary? Walk in the park!” They must have longer legs than me or I missed the park sign and ended up in a marathon. This is not to be misinterpreted as a complaint. When you’re paying several $hundreds per credit hour, it’s comforting to know you’re getting value for your money (or the loan-provider’s money)!

Then I heard, “Oh! Seminary eh?…” Before getting here, I wasn’t sure what to think of those comments but I think I get it now. It’s kinda like, “You’re a woman going to the Seminary…You’re not like other women…” and that’s not really meant in a nice way. The judgmental/apprehensive glares bugged me at first, but then I remembered that I’m not here to answer to anybody but Christ. So you just let it roll like water off a duck’s back and keep smiling.

Finally, in spite of everything I’d heard about the Seminary, I thought it’d be this little slice of Heaven where everyone is happy and holy and stuff. But my first day in the building, NOBODY was smiling! Since then, I’ve seen way more smiling faces, thankfully! And not everyone is uptight all the time. At least you know the smiles you see are genuine eh.

One week down – umpteen to go!

rejecting the cows

There was a time when I was willing to relinquish my cultural heritage to adopt my husband’s so that our children would be raised solely as a part of his culture. There was a time when doing that made complete sense to me and I would have done it in a heartbeat – not for a lack of an appreciation for my own cultural heritage, but because I subscribed to the patrilineal values of the society in which I was raised.

To this day, in my culture, a man is still required to pay a brideprice, before he can marry. (And just in case you’re wondering; In general, although the bride’s family may quote the price in cows, the payment is received in cash, either upfront or in installments.) But here’s the interesting thing about the way the brideprice works in my culture – it actually isn’t the price of a bride!

cows

No, no. The brideprice does not purchase the bride. Rather, it lays claim to the fruit of her womb as the groom’s purchase. What I’m saying is that, in my culture, the Ndau culture, when the groom makes payment to the bride’s family, it is to “purchase” rights to the children born of her womb.

In fact, as a result of this set-up, in terms of familial relations, the woman is technically left floating in somewhat of a never-never land: She no longer belongs to her parental family, nor does she belong to her husband’s family. From my perspective, she exists only to bear children for her husband’s family name…But I’m about to go on a tangent about how this affects woman’s sense of self-worth and belonging…-_-

Back to the children aspect: Since the children you bear, as a woman, have been purchased by your husband, he has every right to require (regardless of your preferences) that they are raised in his culture. And so, my prospective mother-in-law in college had a talk with me, reminding me that I’d have to renege my Ndau culture when I married her son, and espouse the Ndebele culture in order to raise her grandchildren in her husband’s culture. Back then, I dutifully agreed.

Today I find my innards rebelling against the prospect of suppressing your cultural upbringing so as to raise your own children as though both sets of chromosomes came from their father. Not that I so value being Ndau that it’s something worth fighting for. That couldn’t be further from the truth. The reality, though, is that I am Ndau, whether my spouse likes it or not – it’s a part of who I am (and a part of me that I happen to like (for better or worse) and hope he does too).

It only seems fair to me that a man who loves you enough to marry you, should love you enough to see you in his children. Shouldn’t he be ok with the fact that huge chunks of who you are, as the children’s mother, will show up in them? And especially since you’ll be raising them alongside him, shouldn’t he expect to see, at least pieces of your culture reflected in them?

The alternative is that a man is only looking for the most viable female to bear and rear his children as he desires – which would reduce women to child-bearing and rearing factories. That a man expects his wife to suppress significant portions of who she is…as though there were aspects of her identity that he can not/will not accept – can you think what that does to a woman?

So though I never thought the day would come when I’d say this, but… If a man thinks paying lobola (“brideprice”) means he now owns our children and has the exclusive right to decide how he wants me to rear them, irrespective of my opinion and in spite of my identity, then I’d rather he does not put a penny down. This aspect of the lobola, I cannot stomach.